Your wish is my command, Hemsicorn.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
If this is not what you imagined Ryan doing after watching the Adventure Time Let’s play. You are lying
( unless you are picturing him shooting cats while vomiting as well)
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS
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Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.
again, i can see this being extremely useful for sex workers who perform irl sexual labour in a one on one setting
The last picture is the face of fear.
ex 1: “we could stay young forever” - alone together
ex 2: “you will remember me for centuries”- centuries
ex 3: “we could be immortals”- immortals
conclusion - fall out boy are all vampires and will rule the worldalso believers never die
The sixteen candles video is proof for at least one of them